The Kingdom of Reme SR is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alessandro I with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The democratic, devout population of 3.353 billion Remens are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 21.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Remen economy, worth 174 trillion Remen Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,904 Remen Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Alessandro I has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Alessandro I day after day, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, and Rovigian Trinitism has been named as Reme SR's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Reme SR's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rovigian Trinitism.

Reme SR is ranked 63,415^th in the world and 3,438^th in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 22.2 flags saluted per person per day.